F@ck swine flu, I want the Rage Virus

I’ve gotta say, this whole swine flu thing is a drag. I mean really, my first bona fide pandemic, and this is it? I think my boy Michael has it, because he shows the tell tale signs: runny nose, lethargic and shits a lot. It’s a fucking hangover. What a disappointment. I spent most of [...]

Zombie semiotics

I was thrilled when I read this article about hackers taking over road signs to warn drivers of zombies and raptors. As the British say, this is simply brilliant. (You guys do say that, right Dan? It’s not just that mop haired rogue from the chick flicks, is it?) Let’s be very honest. What is [...]

File this under “things you didn’t know you need to know”

Did you know that the sling is “the best choice for newborn protection against the undead”? This is true, according to the Zombie Combat Club’s new post about protecting children from a zombie attack. The sling always kinda irritated me. We were a Baby Bjorn family, which I now understand is undesirable in the event [...]

The zombie loves

So I realized that the ratio of geeky-exclusive vs. geeky-accessible posts may be skewing a bit far to the obscure side, so I thought I would try to keep that in mind when rambling on about random things. However, I have to ratchet up the geeky factor one more time before beginning that balancing act. [...]