Just dry lightning and you on my mind

One of my criticisms of Portlanders is that they have no fucking idea what a real storm is like. Sure, they get a lot of rain. But so does Minneapolis. Almost the same amount, in fact; Minnesota gets it in huge summer storms instead of the constant dribble that we get in the Pacific Northwest. [...]

Guest post at Discovering Dad today

Hey. My first raging guest post. Check out my post over at Discovering Dad today, “Surviving Two Weeks of Family Vacation.”

William Friedkin, meet my daughter with streptococcal pharyngitis

First the bad news: Connie has caught strep throat from Raging Mom. I am writing this post with masticated grape children’s Motrin all over my shirt. It is kind of amazing, the level of craziness that a child can employ when they are delirious with fever. She went completely Linda Blair on me. I was [...]

Penguins and wild dogs

Today I took Michael and Connie to the Como Zoo for a private penguin viewing. How did I get this unprecedented clearance, you ask? My Raging Sista, who is a teacher and worked at the zoo this summer, of course. She hooked us up. Sonny was crabby and decided to stay with Raging Mother-in-law, henceforth, [...]

Short thoughts on a few things

On my shitty luck: I will admit to reading my Blackberry while sitting on the toilet. Usually I am cruising through blogs and news from my RSS aggregator, or catching up on my what my tweeps are doing. Yesterday, I walked into the john—my mind foggy from taking a nap—and promptly threw it straight into [...]