Posted on December 30, 2008 by ragingdad
File this under Things You Should Never Answer “Yes” To: “Daddy, can you smell my hand?” [Shudder.] I’ve mentioned before that Sonny is fascinated with his penis. Once I found him sitting on the toilet with his finger folded into his foreskin, like he’d gotten stuck in one end of a pair of Chinese handcuffs. [...]
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Posted on September 27, 2008 by ragingdad
I recognize that my blog has been focused on genitalia lately. What can I say? It is just where my kids are these days, I guess. Tonight, Sonny (while on the toilet), asked me, “Does Connie have a penis?” “No, honey, Connie is a girl, so she doesn’t have a penis,” I replied. “Does Grandma [...]
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