Clean, real clean. Like my conscience.

Is anyone else fascinated with teaching your kids to say funny stuff, for your own amusement? Come on. You know you do it. A buddy of mine had it all set, so that when he would say to his daughter, “Stop!” she’d reply, “Hammer time.” Brilliant. When I got home from work yesterday, Raging Mom [...]

WW: Sonny on a bender?

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Put the fracking lotion in the basket

Sonny tends to have terribly dry skin, particularly on these spots on his cheeks. Its redness seems to wax and wane like the moon, on cycles that are less predictable but frequent nonetheless. Add to this, Sonny will on occasion decide to feast on the tender flesh just below his bottom lip, rendering it wounded [...]

Just what is Sonny up to?

Monday was, it seems, one of the last warm and sunny days in Portland. Raging Mom took some excellent photos of the occasion. As we loaded them into our computer, we noticed that Sonny seemed to be channeling Brad Pitt and Andy Serkis. Song of the day: “Where Is My Mind,” The Pixies.